Prosperity and Richard Marx

Its Chinese New Year time which means everything has turned red (its somehow the official color of rich) and prosperity.  So I'm sitting at McDonalds and "working" while listening to Richard Marx and looking at signs for the Chicken Prosperity Burger.

Anything with prosperity in the name must be good, right?  I wonder though if I will be doubly rich if I eat the DOUBLE Chicken Prosperity Chicken Burger.  

Its so weird to be among such foreign stuff and hear cheesy music like Richard Marx.  I feel like he is sucking the prosperity out of the place...